\cl{\bd RESUME \par \name{Orville T. Game \cl{\it 9987 NE Oak St., Arbor Bay, CK 58924 \vs{1\bl \label{Objective Seeking position with manufacturing firm which will provide oportunity for advancement into personel-related position. \label{Education \it Doctor of Hagiology, \rm Medical subterfuge\rt{1983.\lbr Beasley College of Performing Arts, Pullman, CA

\label{ Completed courses in economic manipulation, John\-ny Carson analysis, and unpadded scrimmage. Special courses in radar sabotage, misspelling, and stream of consciousness reporting of news. Completed graduate courses in anthropology, anthrometry, anthrosophy, anthromorphism, and camp counselling. Committee: Michael Farnberger, Casper Weinberger, Bill Cheeseburger, and Warren Burgher. GPA: 1.75. 40\%\ financed by drug sales; 60\%\ by gambling.

\label{\it Master of Arts, \rm Philosophy\rt{1983.\lbr University of Idaho, Moscow, ID

\label{Completed courses in philosophy, filo-making, fillerupedness, filling station technology, and filler. Completed graduate courses in philosophy, philology, philo\-lo\-gram\-matry, phylogeny, filliness, and phil\-i\-stines. Special Committee: Phil Marquette, Phillip Petroleum, Philo Bellows, and Phyllus Diller. GPA: 0.63. 50\%\ financed by bribes, 50\%\ by unpaid loans. \label{Related Experience \it Consultant, \rm Computing Service Center\rt{1985-\lbr Washington State University, Pullman, WA 99164-1220 \par \label{Direct acquisition of antique typesetting machinery and old metal sculptings for garden area. In charge of coffee for management. Qualified to exterminate bugs in really awkward and tiresome programs. Training to collect and recycle aluminum cans for distribution to East coast distilleries. \label{Other Experience \it Research Associate-Biowarfare, \rm Mars Institute\rt{1984-\lbr P.O. Box 9, Pullman, WA 99163 \par \label{Participate in studies on neutralizing liberal demo\-crats with nuclear warheads (low radiation, high neutron count). Analyze patterns of ideological disarray for potential weakness. Write articles on normative aspects of unethical behavior. Keep memoirs of same for distribution to publishers. \label{Awards Special award for boot-licking, 1982. Outstanding Stand Out, 1983. \label{Activities Drama Club, 1980–82; Alpha Kappa Kappa Fraternity \label{References On request.

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